
“And with time, Huang added, the phallus would degrade as the fat layers changed shape. ‘Even though the patient may be happy soon after surgery, with time it will change,’ the doctor said. After a while, he said, ‘to me it kind of looks like a dried-up cucumber.'”
I very much consider this to be the greatest page on the entire Internet: Court TV News; Jan. 23, 2002

Oh. My.
Joyful.