

A few months ago, I saw John Lutz (SNL) at Asssscat. At the time, I didn’t know who he was, but I recall a scene in which he tapped in as an eccentric millionaire, who offers to buy another character’s pet panda so that he might eat it. I also remember seeing Rachel Dratch absolutely lose it on the backline when she heard that. Dan Bakkedahl (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart) was a brilliant hire by TDS. This was the first time I’ve seen Rob Janas (Second City) perform — he is great. Peter Gross, in absentia, is the fourth member of the complete team known aptly as “4 Square.” (Video clip)
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3 Square at Abingdon Theatre – July 24, 2006
Automatic Sprinkler System Shutdown Siamese Connection Alternative Theatre

They say it takes 10 years.
Can’t stop watching Red Dawn

During moments of great duress, life would be so much easier if we could all just yell: “Matt! RPG!”
Gareth Keenan

“Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?”
Free Starburst fruit chews for life


Kristen Schaal in an ad for Starburst fruit chews. You know, the candy that kids sell on subway cars to raise money for their basketball team uniforms — or to have some money in their pockets to keep them out of trouble, which implies that a lack of money is the very reason they do get into trouble. Anyway, I and everyone I know have a crush on Kristen because she is awesome. Just like Starburst fruit chews.
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I’m currently trying to memorize this monologue.
In Like Flynn – July 14, 2006
Back in January, I signed up for improv classes at the PIT, largely to comply with a New Year’s resolution, but also because I knew Dion Flynn was teaching the course. I had seen Dion’s stagework beforehand, and had a gut feeling that that might be the last opportunity to work with him. Indeed, by mid-March, Dion had booked a new sketch-comedy show, in addition to some national commercials that involved cellphones. In recent weeks, he’s been turning up on BWE (here he portrays the anonymous hiker who allegedly saw Suri Cruise getting breast-fed); I hope to keep these clips up until legal drops the hammer. In the meantime, our man Flynn shows up — when he can — to play with The Faculty. Get some.
Dion Flynn on Best Week Ever – May 5, 2006


From the Best Week Ever blog: “Tests have revealed that Keith Richards suffered a small brain hemorrhage as a result of falling out of a coconut tree in Fiji. The test results shocked doctors, as they had assumed Richards ran out of blood and was running purely on heroin since the early 1980s.”(May 3, 2006)



