So, basically every quality moment I’ve ever spent on the Internet since 1994 can be distilled into these 88 seconds. After scouring the nearly 500 comments (so far), I’m to believe the language spoken here is Tamil, and that the song on the boombox is the 1986 international superhit “Holiday Rap” by MC Miker G and DJ Sven. But when the diminutive pop-locker jumps back into frame, I, personally, believe he’s saying: “Hey, man, let me have a drag.” And the lazy, layabout son says: “Hey, man, you’re a kid. I could get in trouble” To which the pop-locker replies, “To Hell with that. I’m no kid. You think some kid could dance like that?” And the guy says, “Really?” And the pop-locker says, “Sheeeeit, you better ask somebody.” And the guy goes, “A’ight, den. Hit this.” And the pop-locker laughs (and, oh yes, that’s his real laugh), and maybe, just maybe, the “Pshooop” sound-effect matching the exhale is just about the greatest ending in YouTube history. Oh yeah, and the kid in the blue bowling shirt and the subcontinental mullet is pretty much top shelf, too.